The usual seller's description
Step into the world of rock 'n' roll legends with this stunning piece of Rock and Roll history Putting the feelers out You don??t want to miss this one Blah, Blah, Blah Plays like butter Thinning the heard [sic] I've been told that it was owned by (insert famous dead rock star's name here) My loss is your gain Blah, Blah, Blah I always said that I'd never sell this one but needs must The best guitar that I have ever played Made out of pure unobtainium No fret ...
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